Already have Mondays page complete, sorry about the blip!
Earlier this week I almost fainted in the grocery store, I was staring at minions gogurt while I tried not to black out lol-- I get fainting spells a couple times a year, usually when I stupidly eat and drink real and fake sugar at the same time (possibly the weirdest trigger) or stretch too hard. This was the first time getting it when I wasn't at home, and my usual go-to fix is to lay prone, which you can't really do at the grocery store.
Tl;dr I didn't faint at the grocery store but because I didn't lay down to equalize the blood pressure I felt pretty sick for a couple of days, ugh.
(This is Vasovagal Syncope which is literally old timey fainting spells, it's not really dangerous unless I'm operating a vehicle or something)